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Sunday, July 13, 2008



I have hands that wave at you,
Though I never say goodbye.
It's cool for you to be with me,
Especially when I say, "HI."
What am I?

An electric fan.

My thunder comes before the lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

A volcano.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A river.

What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

A chalkboard

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

A doughnut.

What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

A skin have I
more eyes than one
I can be very nice
when I am done.
What am I?

A potato.

He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?

A preacher.

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