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Sunday, July 13, 2008

ALL TYPES OF SMS

Good Night Sms Good Night Sms
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
A day is going to end again
A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...
Stars light Stars bright
Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
I was looking out the windows
I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......
Close ur @@ eyes
da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz
If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt... By Raj
If u'r awake, goodnight my
If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much. by aishaz
Dont ever give up wen
Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams
Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!By devchonka
i wish that God would hold u
i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!By devchonka


Things to do before sleeping
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
LyinG oN mY BeD
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
When nights r long
When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....
A special face,a special smile,
A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!
can u do something for me?
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.By Uzaal
The night is silent but I can't sleep.
The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.By Uzaal
As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!By Uzaal
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,(In URDU)
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!By Uzaal
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.By Uzaal
Angels are there to guide
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.By Uzaal
Dream touches your heart
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!By Uzaal
Take care! The texts you send me
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.By Uzaal
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.By Uzaal



Things to do before sleeping
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
LyinG oN mY BeD
LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Good night my very special friend,
Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
When nights r long
When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....
A special face,a special smile,
A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!
can u do something for me?
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.By Uzaal
The night is silent but I can't sleep.
The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.By Uzaal
As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!By Uzaal
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,(In URDU)
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!By Uzaal
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.By Uzaal
Angels are there to guide
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.By Uzaal
Dream touches your heart
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!By Uzaal
Take care! The texts you send me
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.By Uzaal
My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.By Uzaal


Happiness is like a butterfly,
Happiness is like a butterfly, u run after it, it keeps flying away. If u stand still it comes & sits on ur shoulders. Wish u the most happiest moments!Gd Nite
Close ur eyes & imagine:( Good Night sms in URDU)
Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA...Good Night....
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA ( Good Night sms in URDU)
EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.
I wish Moon always be full
I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.Whenever U go to switch off the light,Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant sleep without saying Good Night.....
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning
See stars are blinking,Moon is shinning & breeze is singing... Bcoz I ask them to greet U a special Good Night...!!!
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam, Hindi Gdnite sms
pujya mitravar,sadar parnam,in dino apke sandesh miltae hai jinhe padhne ke paschat hum atyant annad vibhor hooten hai,app ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.prabhu se yehi prathna karte hai ke apki chalit dhurbhas yantra seva prdan karti sanatha apko yuhi seva deti rhe jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam se jude rhe..app ke sandesh ki pratiksha mein app ke sahyogi evam ghanisht mitra ki aur se subh ratri ki shubbecha... GOOD NIGHIT
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai, In Urdu
Raat khamosh hai chand khamosh hai,Par dil mein shor ho raha hai. Kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa DOST bina Good night kahe so raha hai...
Night is longer than day
Night is longer than day for those who DREAM,and day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS COME TRUE....Wish you Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
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( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
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Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!
Good Night
Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams
For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?
This is my LAST message
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Saw my msg?
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can't??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i'll say this all the time, u really are one of kind, and swwtest i''ll find ,good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning pinkpetal
In Urdu
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don't waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams Ravi Bajaj

Nobody teaches Sun to rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night... Nazish

G-o to Bed O-ff the light O-ut of tension D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up earlier H-ave nice thought T-hank the GOD.. Nazo

you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.Good NighT. Mukhoji

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it.... GOOD NIGHT.. Mukhoji

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say gudnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam's lover boy Dhimna


Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? (In Punjabi)
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye? inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji ! O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena
As day turns to NIGHT.,
As day turns to NIGHT.,.Keep your worries out of SIGHT....No matter how TOUGH the world may seem...you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM .....GOOD NIGHT.
A late night greeting doesnt only
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg sayin.. ur my last thought at night..Gdnight
Night doesnt become beautiful
Night doesnt become beautiful with star studded sky & full moon,It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep and let stars & moon admire ur innocence..Good night,,,
I wish moon always be full & bright
I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!! Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night......
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,L
Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..Good night
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, In URDU
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai...Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams....
At this moment 3.7 Millions are
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun, (In Urdu)
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
Hey u!!!
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Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..!
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Time to sleep, GOOD NITE+SLEEP TIGHT+SWEET DREAMZ!!! By Pretty
I sent You a night star
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I sent You a night star 2 brighten up your night...
GOOD NIGHT!!!!! By Waseem
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter
WAT IF I DIE???It wont matter 2 da sky;Same will b da earth;Da land of my birth;I'll b helpless & da birdz so brave'Tat dey'd come & chirp on my grave;People'll say she had brainz'Some'll say but in vain'Da sun will rise da sun will set;There'll b no change in da world i bet;There'd b a few hearts only;Who after me'll feel lonely;While living i keep commiting sinzzz;If recorded'll fill several binzzz;& if i do some thing good & noble;People'll remember me as pious,honest & humble(((GOOD NITE)))TC By Preety
Dream a dream 2nite as u
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better
friend like u! By Ikram Marwat

Zindagi me kamyabi ki
MANZIL k liye
KHWAB zaruri hai !!
Aur khwab dekhne k liye
NEEND !!
To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi
chadho !! Aur .....
SO JAO!! GUD NITE !!!princess

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.shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I'll just leave my message 4u"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS"..Usman

The stars look down upon you at night, and envy u, coz even while i'm looking at them i'm thinking of u, my angel. sleep for the moonlight be ur shade. Sunny

Night is the essence of pride, for i''ll be dreaming of my to be bride,sweetdreams and goodnight is wished,for she will never know how much she is missed. pinkpetal
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you sweety

Sweetheart darling my only eyes that I even use to hear, goodnite, sleep well 4tonite will be my wonderful nite withU I love you,for I cannt go any where minus eyes who is you.: kashif =923216968081

I close my eyes 2 sleep but cant. Tots of u keeps me awake, I wonder if u've tot same abt me...Coz 4ling in luv with u is out of my control. Good Nite sweety. kashif =923216968081

Tiny starz shining bright,
Its time 4 me 2 say goodnite,
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight,
I'm wishing u sweet dreams 2nite!Osman (+923014876609)

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!Luv Bazu 0782159661

know its late but i cant sleep w/o letting u know how much i care... ur maybe fast asleep ryt now and probably read this 2morrow... juz want 2 let you know that i whispered gudnyt Deepu 09847774000

If only there was no distance between,i would have kissed u gudnite...anyway gudnite baby have a nice sleep n god be with u this week.i luv u. Deepu 09847774000

Hayo Rabba!
Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi?
Ik mint ruko mainu Gud Night bolan deo jee!!
Gud night hai jee!!
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena. Gud Night Ricky+923332600701

Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite
FUNTER HERE 0345-3085705

hayo rabba tussi so gaye inni jaldi ik mint ruko maino"GOOD NIGHT"te bolan deo ji,GOOD NIGHT" hai ji o,tussi chaho te sweet dream bhi dekh lena tahir

Chand ka bed,
Taron ki Razai
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur "MUNJI"Good Nite bye Abid 0334-4184724



Hey u!!!
Hey u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..! By Preety
G -o to Bed
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GODBy Preety
hi,i know u r sleeping
hi,i know u r sleeping now.so i dont wand to disterb u.but this "beeb beeb" is my sweet kiss.i wil give it againe.so keep in touch By kunjava
May be u are busy or tire
May be u are busy or tired by the end of the day, just wana tell you 143, GOOD NIGHT before I sleep.By Jeet
its only me putting a blanket
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(">--<")---Sshh...... its only me putting a blanket on u so that u wont get cold, have a warm & nice sleeP!GOOD NIGHTdragster
Despite the Old saying
Despite the Old saying "Don't Take Your Troubless & Worries To Bed" Most of the People still sleep with their wives!!!
WHAT A CRAZY WORLD, Good Night.By Jeet (Mumbai)
Name 3 characteristics 4 m
Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of
1. Arrogant
2. Sweet
3. Egoistic
4. Lively
5. Playful
6. smart
7. Honest
8. Shy
9. Confident
10.Hyper
Be Honest while you reply. Good Night ByJeet (Mumbai)
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta
Bhagvan krishna ne geeta me kaha hai, Kalyoug me ek acha dost hoga jo SMS
karega our dusra sirf pad kar muskurayega. Hasooo or hasooo, Good Night.Jeet (Mumbai)
Aap paas raho ya durr,
Aap paas raho ya durr, Hum dil se dil ki awaz mila sakte hai, Na khat ke na phone ke mohtaz hai hum, aapke dil ko ek hichki se hila sakte hai. Good Night Jeet (Mumbai)
SMS ka sangrah karke kya p
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag-- SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI.Jeet (Mumbai)
I hide my tears when I
I hide my tears when I say ur name, But the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile & seem carefree, there's no one who miss U more than me. Good Night & Sweet Dream Jeet (Mumbai)
Aaj bahut yaad kiya
Aaj bahut yaad kiya humne tujhko, Bahut miss kiya humne tujhko, Chaha ki tum yahan hote, kum se kum mere kuch kapde tow dhote!!. Good Night.Jeet (Mumbai)
My Math teacher told m
My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs. but she never told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years. Miss you, Good Night, have a sweet dream.Jeet (Mumbai)
Money can buy a house not ho
Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good NightJeet (Mumbai)
AS a day turns into night, K
AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good Night!!!Jeet (Mumbai)
The greatest gift u can give
The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night Friend.Jeet (Mumbai)
Smiling is the second best
Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the 1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut...Jeet (Mumbai)
JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
HASNA ITNA K RONA MUSHKIL HO JAYE,
KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT!Jeet (Mumbai)

KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, HUME BHI USKI KOI PEHCHAAN HOTI,
BHAR DETE AAPKE HAR PAL KO KHUSHIYON SE, KEEMAT USKI CHAHE HAMARI JAAN HOTI...!GOOD NIGHT!Jeet (Mumbai)

i wish i would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite.hunny

G-o to bed
O-ff the lights
O-ut of tensions
D-reams come
N-ice sleep
I-gnore worries
G-et up early
H-ave a nice day
T-hank God always Mukhoji
In Hindi
Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya, Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD NIGHTKeegan
In URDU
Raat ko jaab tou neend ka saffer pa nakllette ,apnney marrmarrey hathoon ka takkia sa banatte,ma terri kushboo sa mehak sa jatta,kash ma terray haseen hath ka kaggan hotta,good night & sleep tight Irfan(Islamabad)

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams SAM

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PARTY RAHOO SARI RAAT goodnite sehrishmeer

night is a wonderful opportunity
2 pray
2 love
2 care
2 sleep
and to thank all the blessings we received good night and sweet dreamz mutswana mulalo

no sweet thoughts to forward....no cute graphics to send....just a...caring heart saying... gudnyte take care by mutswana mulalo

As the day turns into night,keep ur worries out of sight,close ur eyes n go to sleep,for all the good times are urs to keep.sweetest dreamz! GORGIOUS

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams Bushie

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( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
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Dear GoD, plz.let my friend get sweet dreams, Gud nite!Nadeesha

Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night....furqan.

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Angel West
The North
and the South
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I'm sending a pillow of happy thoughts to create wonderful dreams, a blanket of care to comfort you all night
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Get well soon

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead Deepu 09847774000

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I hope you're feeling better,
I miss you every day.
I'm always thinking of you,
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Get Well Soon!
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Get well quick, you lazy bum,
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If you stay sick, it's more work for me,
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I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
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In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
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Memorable moment r celebrate together,
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All your Problems will be Finish......
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Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
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Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.by UZZAL
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.by UZZAL

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!by UZZAL
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, (In Urdu)
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.by UZZAL
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,
In Year 2006 may God...would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 2006..by UZZAL
You know God arrange for you..
You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 2006 My Dear.by UZZAL
Hi My Very Special Friend..
Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2006..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.by UZZAL
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul,
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2006.by UZZAL
I Wish a wish for You Dear.
I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..by UZZAL
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..by UZZAL
Throughout the Coming Year
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2006 with God Bless..by UZZAL

Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,(in Urdu)
Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year!!By UZZAL
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,(In Hindi)
2005 Sabse ho raha hai dur,
Kya kare yahe hai Kudrat ka dastor,
Purane Yaadein sochkar udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!By UZZAL
Before the Sun Sets on this Year
Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2006. By Shumaila
Is New Year Mai, (URDU)
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year By Nauman

New Year begins
New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year. By Nazish
Wishing you happy new Year
Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year. By Asma
Sunehri Dhoop Bersaat ke baad (in URDU)
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2006, 2005 ke baad.Wish u a Happy new year By Peter
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.By Umar 4 Asima
My wishes for you
My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2006.By Noor
Each moment in a day h
Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEARBy Jeet (Mumbai)
Like birds, let us, leave
Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.By Jeet (Mumbai)
gul ne gulshan se gulfam
gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.By Jeet (Mumbai)

Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR By Jeet (Mumbai)

din gujar gaya hai intejaar mai , raat gujar gayi intejaar mai , Naya saal mubark ho aapko , 2005 beet gaya aapke SMS k intejar mai Noor

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2006 Naima

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007.Ludwick Rapitsi

Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat...!asif

har sal hum kuch sochtey hein
kabhi tum ko door
kabhi pass patey hein
har sal tumhe kuch naya deney ki try kartey hein
aur sal gift aur dua detey hein
happy new year amra

Fresh Air....
Fresh Idea....
Fresh Talent....
Fresh Energy....
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
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Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade, before the net works get jammed.....Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2007.
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Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year
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"PHOOL"
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"PYAR"
Nibhane k liye

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Dil churane k liye

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"MERI YAAD"
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr
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I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz...
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2006
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2007
So Njoy With It !
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SOUCH RAHE HO AAJ KYU AB TUM DON KO SIKHAOGE KAB WISH KARNA HAI DON JAB
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Wise Words Wise Words Wise Words

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful....
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.
In life LOVE is never planned
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
Mistakes are painful when they happen
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
Dont think how many moments in your life
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**By Amit
Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
GOD is always playing CHESS
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
Life gives answer in 3 ways.
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

WHat touches us the most is.
What touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...
When a baby born he/she will cry near
When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be plesant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair
Coincidence decides whom u meet
Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...
Life is a BOOK We all read it,
Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
Dont take life too seriously
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years....
The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't
The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't have EVERYTHING in life. They just make THE BEST of everything that life brings their way
DREAM makes all things possible
DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!...
Life is only traveled ONCE
Life is only traveled ONCE,Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself....
Care is the sweetest form of love,
Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
A Loving Sister glows
A Loving Sister glows like star in brothers soulBy Raman
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful By Neha
Better be careful about
Better be careful about what u like to get in life,OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life. By Mukhoji
It is not what happens
It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters.By Mukhoji
If you want something
If you want something you have never had,You must be willing to do something you have never done.By Mukhoji
If you want something
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM. By Mukhoji
Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in words creates confidence,
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness,
Kindness in giving creates love.By Mukhoji
To love is nothing
To love is nothing,
To be loved is something,
To love and be loved is everythingBy Mukhoji
Enjoy Your Life Today Because
Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Has Gone and Tomorrow May Never Come.By Baber Ali
It takes years to build
It takes years to build trust but few seconds to destroy it.By Mukhoji
Don`t hurt anyone
Don`t hurt anyone! It only takes few seconds to hurt people you love and it takes years to heal.By Mukhoji
Don't be special to
Don't be special to become special, Be ordinary to become special...So u r ___________?By Shiva(kris)
Shoot for the moon if
Shoot for the moon if you will miss,you will be still high.By Amooo
Remember the way of leas
Remember the way of least resistence rarely leads to success.By Amooo
"The fragrance of flowers s
"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all directions".By neha kaushik
SMILE!Simply Makes I
SMILE!Simply Makes Isolated Life Easy.By Mukhoji
When the creature create the
When the creature create the human same , his structure , blood , Mind , kind thinking for others . Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits , governments , to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations . By Nayyar
Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the one who is in heaven will show mercy to you o9847774000deepu

life gives in 3ways...it says yes and gives u what u want; and says no and gives u something better; it says wait and ives u the best. manp 0760677378

The great(est) pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do.JAY PEE

Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday kaml

The most selfish one letter word..........."I" -- Avoid it.
The most satisfying two-letter word........"WE" -- Use it
The most poisonous three-letter word......."EGO" -- Kill it.
The most used four-letter word........"LOVE" -- Value it.
The most pleasing five-letter word......."SMILE" -- Keep it.
The fastest spreading six-letter word......"RUMOUR" -- Ignore it.
The hardest working seven-letter word....."SUCCESS" -- Achieve it.
The most enviable eight-letter word......."JEALOUSY" -- Distance it.
The most powerful nine-letter word......."KNOWLEDGE" -- Acquire it.
The most essential ten-letter word......"CONFIDENCE" -- Trust it faisal

Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,
Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character.... A resistor to drop Badhabits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts....
Life is like cotton-Dont
Life is like cotton-Dont make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow.But make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!....
The way u to be happy
'The way u to be happy is to make others happy'. Consider this in your whole life.
A smile makes us look younger
A smile makes us look younger. while prayers make us feel stronger. and friends.? They make us enjoy life foreverBy UZZAL
A smile is a language even a baby
A smile is a language even a baby understands. It costs nothing but it creates much. It happens in a flash but the memory of it may last forever. Keep on smiling!By UZZAL
Life is a game sometimes y
Life is a game sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
But no matter what your cards in life, whether club, spade or diamond. Always remember never play with out a Heart!By UZZAL
Life is a one-way street.
Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So enjoy life every moment as none of them will happen the same way againBy UZZAL
Be a person full of love and life,
Be a person full of love and life, stay simple and be happy... When things go wrong don't go blue, Just pray and say I will get through, Always remember God Loves You!By UZZAL
Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons
Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness...
and trimmed with kisses and smiles,given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.By UZZAL
Everything in life is temporary coz
Everything in life is temporary coz everything changes!
That's why it takes great courage to love, knowing it might end anytime... but having the faith it'll last foreverBy UZZAL
A careless word may kindle strife,
A careless word may kindle strife,
A cruel word may wreck a life,
A timely word may level stress..
A loving word may heal and bless.By UZZAL
Dont go the way life takes you.
Dont go the way life takes you.
Take the life the way you go.
And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born! BY Sen
Loved one's are medicines 4 any kind of
Loved one's are medicines 4 any kind of
wound in the world.
But there's no medicine in the world 4 a
wound given by loved one's. BY Sen
its better to be in love and lost
"its better to be in love and lost than to never have fallen in one" BY Ruby
2 love without condition
2 love without condition, 2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason. n care care without expectation is the art of true relation By ASH
Its not a mistake to do
Its not a mistake to do a mistake but its a mistake to repeat a mistake.By Malik Adeel
I always knew looking
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry By Mlasm
EVERY RELATIONSHIP STRATS
EVERY RELATIONSHIP STRATS WID A SMILE GROWS WID A KISS AND ENDS WID A TEAR By Spud
life is like an ice-cream,
life is like an ice-cream,eat it before it melts.By Ruby
thoughts are too deep
thoughts are too deep to be expressed and are too strong to be supressedBy Ruby
WE CHOOSE OUR JOYS AND
WE CHOOSE OUR JOYS AND SORROWS LONG BEFORE WE EXPERIENCE THEM.By gilk the milk
LUCKY IS A MAN WHO IS THE
LUCKY IS A MAN WHO IS THE FIRST LOVE OF A WOMAN, LUCKIER IS THE WOMAN WHO IS THE LAST LOVE OF A MAN.By gilk the milk
THE BEST WAY TO BE
THE BEST WAY TO BE BORING IS LEAVING NOTHING OUT. By gilk the milk
what ever u r,where ever u
what ever u r,where ever u r,think so, u r going to set sweet example for others By saeed meo
U learn to love someone wen
u find wat makes them smyl,
but u can nvr truly luv some1,
until u knw wat makes dem cry....murtuza

Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
<<<<>>>> murtuza

Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality,
So eithr expect less or accept d reality,
n d prblm is no more.....murtuza

In lyf love is neithr plannd nor does it
happen 4 a reason.. but wen love is real
it becomes ur plan 4 lyf n reason 4 lyf....murtuza

The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't
The happiest pe(" ._. ")ple don't have EVERYTHING in life.They just make THE BEST of everything that life brings their way!STAY HAPPY ALWAYS By Pretty
A person who can explain
A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life...By Pretty
There are many languages
There are many languages in the world but smile speaks them all. KEEP SMILING!! By Jeet
Whatever the mind can conceive
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,IT CAN be ACHIEVED!By Mukhoji
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth t
To realize the value of ONE MONTH, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE, ask a person who missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND, ask a person who just avoided an accident.Love to Meena
Treasure every moment
Treasure every moment that you have! Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present!!Love to Meena
~Don't ask God for a easy life,ask him to make
*~Don't ask God for a easy life,ask him to make you a strong person~*Zarmeen
You do not love someone under the
You do not love someone under the condition that this person would love you backZarmeen
~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThA
~* dOn'T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~*Zarmeen
Sometimes you have to sacrific
Sometimes you have to sacrifice LOVE, just to save a FRIENDSHIP.Zarmeen
Life is like riding a bicycle. To
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Zarmeen
Don't run through life so fast t
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been ,but where you are Zarmeen
Life is a game, play it; life is
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living.Zarmeen
Many of life's failures are people
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. Zarmeen
Go confidently in the direction of
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. live the life you have imagined. Zarmeen
Though no one can go back &
Though no one can go back & make a brand new start, anyone can start from now & make a brand new ending. Zarmeen
Almost anything you do will be insignificant,
Almost anything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Zarmeen
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cash...spend it wisely. Zarmeen
It is better to be hated for what
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Zarmeen
celebrate each happy day in
celebrate each happy day in such a way that next day will come surely Kash
WE CANNOT HOLD A TORCH
WE CANNOT HOLD A TORCH TO ANOTHER MAN'S PATH WITHOUT BRIGHTENING OUR OWNBy Jeet (Mumbai)
EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION
EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION FOR LIFE. EDUCATION IS LIFE ITSELFBy Jeet (Mumbai)
PAIN IS INEVITABLE. SUFFERING
PAIN IS INEVITABLE. SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL.By Jeet (Mumbai)
IF U DON'T HEAR OPPORTUNITY
IF U DON'T HEAR OPPORTUNITY KNOCKING, FIND ANOTHER DOOR.By Jeet (Mumbai)
WHEN IT IS DARK ENOUG
WHEN IT IS DARK ENOUGH , YOU CAN SEE THE STARS.By Jeet (Mumbai)
NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY
NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP.By Jeet (Mumbai)
NOTHING IS SO STRONG AS
NOTHING IS SO STRONG AS GENTELNESS, AND NOTHING IS SO GENTLE AS TRUE STRENGTH.By Jeet (Mumbai)
HATEFUL PEOPLE THINK
HATEFUL PEOPLE THINK GOD IS ON THEIR SIDE BUT LOVING PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO BE ON GOD'S SIDE.By Jeet (Mumbai)
FROM WHAT WE GET WE CA
FROM WHAT WE GET WE CAN MAKE A LIVING. WHAT WE GIVE HOWEVER MAKES A LIFE.By Jeet (Mumbai)
A MAN HAS MADE ATLEAST A
A MAN HAS MADE ATLEAST A START ON DISCOVERING THE MEANING OF HUMAN LIFE, WHEN THE PLANTS SHADE TREES UNDER WHICH HE KNOWS FULL WELL, HE WILL NEVER SIT By Jeet (Mumbai)
Don't mind Anybody say u
Don't mind
Anybody say u fool
Don't mind
Anybody say u hard
Don't mind
Anybody say u poor
Don't mind
Anybody say u low
Don't mind
Anybody say u bad kami

The one who takes your hand but touches your heart is a true Friend.Jeet (Mumbai)

The most difficult lesson to learn is, which hand you hold for your life or which one to break off Jeet (Mumbai)

Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding relations.Jeet (Mumbai)

As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the worldJeet (Mumbai)

Everybody sees how you seem, however, only some true friend know who you areJeet (Mumbai)

Saying "I did not find time " shows you did not WISH to do it.Jeet (Mumbai)

Love doesn't require two people look at each other, but that they look together in the same direction Jeet (Mumbai)

Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on othersJeet (Mumbai)

Be nice to you sibling. They are your best link to your pastJeet (Mumbai)

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks Jeet (Mumbai)

Life is not as such as_we think,as we lives,as we wish to do._Beacause life is a lots of dream,a pice of reality & a pice of your sweet smile.... WaSi UdDin

"LOve the heart that hurts u but never hurt the heart that loves u"prasu

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories . of many good thingsAYESHA

There is no man so friendless but what he can find a friend sincere enough to tell him disagreeable truths.Ahsan

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend -- or a meaningful day. Ahsan

Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures, and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious. Ahsan

When a friend is in trouble, don\\\'t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. Ahsan

*Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.*Ahsan

A friend is someone you can be alone with and have nothing to do and not be able to think of anything to say and be comfortable in the silence. Ahsan

Wen u share urself wid othrs,
lyf begins to find it true meanin,
d tym u touch d hearts of othrs,
is d moment u truly start livin..murtuza

D worlds most happiest person nvr gets
all d best things arnd them.
they jus make d best of wat they get.. murtuza

A person who truly luvs u n
knws u is someone who
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Mobile: 03013363302
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam -Eng Trans. Do such kind of doings before leaving to HELL :-)
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN" Eng Trans. that from every street, every one saying "Oh Dad"... "Oh Dad"
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Full Name: Ashee
Mobile: 0322-6064039
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata,
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha.
Itna Khubsurat kese muskuralete ho...?
Itna Katil Kese Sharmalete Ho.....?
Bachpan Se kameene Ho .....?
Ya Shakal Ayisy banalete Ho ...?
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Full Name: Ashan
Mobile: 009656938231
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition
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Full Name:
Mobile: 9421541874
GIRL FRIEND IS FOR FUN,WIFE IS FOR SON, GIRL FRIEND IS NIGHT PARTNER,WIFE IS LIFE PARTNER, GIRL FRIEND IS TOOTY FRUITY WHILE WIFE IS QISMATH POOTI
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Full Name: HAROON
Mobile: 0333901186
Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
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Full Name: Azeem
Mobile: 03212951308
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note mama'
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Full Name: dk verma
Mobile: 9826490976
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Full Name: AARaja
Mobile: 9943474320
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: maddy
Mobile: 9869311172
Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....
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Full Name: fadi
Mobile: 3467851188
1 sardar 2 another sardar;yaar kal tumhein bas mein thaper kyon para;sardar replied;yaar meri tasveer larki ke qadmon mein gir gye thi.mein ne kaha behn jee zara saari
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Full Name: shaz
Mobile: 03336248212
Bari Barsi Khtan Gya Te Khat ke Liyande Kher.......Jera 5 min de ander menu SMS na kare ooooooooo apni mashook da veeeer. BOLO TARA RA RA
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Full Name: shaz
Mobile: 03336248212
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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Full Name: HAji
Mobile: 03228668276
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Full Name: ram
Mobile: 9229807429
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bihre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Zamana Aaya hai!!!
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Full Name: ilyas janam (ilyas_nicemuskhan)
Mobile: 0333-9685581 or 0345-3980031
Hontho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur Q na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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Arzo hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye..
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narag me hai
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho..
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete
the hero of TITANIC went to court to prove that he is the most HANDSOME,SWEET&SMART guy on the arth but he failed. he came out angrily & ask. yaar ye ILYAS kon hai
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOR DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAZE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHO TERE SAARE DAANT TOR DENGE HA..HA..HA
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
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Full Name: Hamdard
Mobile: 9884406909
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha
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Full Name: m.riz
Mobile: 03224029053
ek sardar darvaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha,his wife askes him"y r u standing here".sardar ji bole"sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.wife"to jaao na!sardar ji"kese jaoon bahir KUTA khra he...!
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Full Name: balam
Mobile: 03063636798
maine pucha chand se k kahin dekha hai mere yar sa hasin.....chand ne kaha ullu k pathe itni upar se kiya dikhta hai koi
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Full Name: adnan
Mobile: 03219691413
Rabri : age jante hain raat me belli pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tumko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me baluj ka button lga kr soya kar.
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Full Name: Azad
Mobile: 09213151902
Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar proudly replies; oye haley tey tu apni parjayee de nahi vekhe.
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Full Name: Majid
Mobile: 0333 5641879
Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
?
?
?
?
number dekh k pata nahi lagda.
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Full Name: Qaisar(03016495731)(03456520426)
Mobile: 03016495731
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!!
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We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92-345-456-6641
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
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Full Name: mr_A
Mobile: 03454649334
Sms Jokes Sms Jokes Sms Jokes Sms Jokes
Two Lovers Plan to die
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Ik raat bahu ne (In Urdu)
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum (In URDU)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
Laloo bada chalak hai (in URDU)
Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!! By Baasha
Once a chunti saw a dali (IN URDU)
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Naila
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa afte
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing. By Kalsoom
Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are. By Rock
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES(In Urdu)
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAI.By Baasha
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny
Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born. by jazzy

Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave
Doctor to Patient : The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient to Doctor:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
My wife ran away with my best friend.
My wife ran away with my best friend.
To tell you the truth, I really miss him.
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,everythings f~cked
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful,intelligent,understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumour!
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend
Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says:
'' Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?''
So a man takes off his clothes n say,''Iron these!''
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed
Mother to Teenage Daughter
Mother to Teenage Daughter : "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter : "Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?".
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!By Uzzal
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...(In Hindi)
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa...
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon!!By Uzzal
After a quarrel, a husband said
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice."By Uzzal
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?(In Hindi)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!By Uzzal
Man:what is million years to u?
Man:what is million years to u?
God:only a second.
Man:what is billion of Dollar.to u?
God:only a Coin.
Man:ok give me a Coin.
God:wait a second....By Uzzal
sardar ji to his friend:
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari ushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.By Haris Zia
Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife thanks, but promise me u will stay there.By Saba
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa. By asif


behind every SUCCESSFUL woman
behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
Acute Angina
A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
A boy and gal of 5th class asked(In Urdu)
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". By Sumit
Musharraf said to his mother.(In Urdu)
Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. By Khurrum Chattha
75yrz old man got married with a girl o
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. By Nido
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?
HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec By RINKU
A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. By Vinz
Maid cleaning bedroom found
Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off.By Vinz
Question?
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. By marwat
Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!!By Uzzal
(In Urdu)
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."By chumma khan
(In Urdu)
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki! By baasha

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved By kunjava

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone downBy kunjava

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDBy kunjava

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo, third from left!"By kunjava

Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!" By kunjava

A Wife is sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up quickly my hasband is here!!!"
the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!"
Who's guilty in the situation?????????????By Forever

Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.By Jeet From Mumbai

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." By Ikram

in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! cuteboy

Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visitDyson

Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson

A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside" shankar
(In Urdu)
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE MOHIT ADLAKHA
(In Urdu)
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......

eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "*******RocKy

One is looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish

Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same bus at same stop at the same time. So other day they were waiting until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES WHATS WRONG? Nonto

A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"POROZA
In Urdu
a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga Lucky

Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING djlynn
Hindi
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya 2152152(shiraz)

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
in Urdu
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not doing love)mehboob

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too Irfan Ali Arain
In Urdu
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel Jauhari From Gwalior

A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy

a man gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on him he pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas

i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child imtiyaz

1986 ke girl; Mama jeans pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. maham khan

girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky

Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby

teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter lucky

NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF MONEY murtuza-09924853312

A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES ....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall

What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided 2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly 4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)" emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said, the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO

Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya. Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan

One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it" Mpho

Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. Mahiwaal

Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal

what is the diffrent between
Himami & Sunami?
Himami is face wash,
Sunami is total wash. sayalisalih +919895137022

A job in Railways.
Salary 15000/-,
job profile:-When the
headlight of the Engine
is not working you
have to run infront of
the train with a torch,
So hurry up...
wish u all the best.sayalisalih +919895137022

What if goctors
started directing
movies?
Here are eg:
1.stethoscopukal
katha parayunnu.
2.Oru ECG diary
kuruppu..
3.Meerayude CT yum
muthuvinte X-Rayum
4.Vasanthiyum aidsum
pinne nhanum
5.Ayal BP
edukkugayanu.
6.MBBS penninu MD
payyan
7.Sister marude
shradhayku.
8.Neru ariyan MRI
9.Syringe Madhavan.
10.BDS MOOSA
11.Compounder raman.
12.Meenathil surgery.
13.Parakum gulika.
14.Sister vannu
vilichappol.(A)
15.The
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TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's father,Frog's sister".: roshan

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja kaash
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Naukarani: malkan ap udaas kyun hai
Malkan: tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se payyar karte hai
Naukarani: nahiiiiin, sahab mujhe dokha nahi de sakte.tayyab 0345-6493592

Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.
Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U.......Osmana

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. Osman 0301-4876609

A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.mabenza

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. Osman 0301-4876609

What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. Osman 0301-4876609

Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties. Osman 0301-4876609

Mother to her tennage daughter:
I think it's time that we should talk abt sex..
Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?..canored

Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga.
Osman 0301-4876609

Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.
Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai
Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao.
Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her
left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai.Osman 0301-4876609

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.(Osman 0301-4876609

A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments. shana

class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. Prince

A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.bk singh

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....Deeb

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!R.P.

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!LKH...SHG

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalteyzaibi 03217566867

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.zaibi 03217566867

An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
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Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.zaibi 03217566867

. U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!zaibi 03217566867

. Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipalzaibi 03217566867.

A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis Ali

A man forgot to zip up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE MJAKES

aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon dilawar ali shah

wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband - magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah (madeji)

costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper - its mine
costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs

BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He escaped from the back door of his cave
On his Honda CD 70
& was Shouting,
"MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover From Karachi 0301-2507279

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna khan

The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT " pooja

GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....sonia, 03338007007

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do. tari gujjar

The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony".......slie

Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.bigboy 0761725942

Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever Umer 03004844948

Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!mohan amritsar

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago sayalisalih +919895137022

Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho. ABBAS MUX

When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo hanif

fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayanikhil

Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house." Osman +923014876609

Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346

little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh. mocharlzero

a young boy was arrested for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u. arofhizo

Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj BagDiYa

Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyu nahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare NeErAj BagDiYa

A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl dimesh

1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali 03026634069

Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die Kush


Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper.nomi-03455916346

Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM sayalisalih +919895137022

Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
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Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti Baqar(0321-2373397)

Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"saria gill

Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao...Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)..

Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)

Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.

Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result ===
markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !!! Nasir Latif

I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.
Nasir Latif

did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man ADNAN03214124457

Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! 4457944 ws

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
bilal

one day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage....
awais khan

Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter. shaukii

BAAP BYTE SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTE HOO ,
KIYA WAJAH HIA ?
BYTE : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI sagar pinjani

Teacher:-What is common between
KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS...?
SARDAR replied...."ALL ARE
bOrN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS...! sayalisalih +919895137022

hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara!! hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o hamara ;)
copyright www.lovelysms.com sherry

Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera...copyright www.lovelysms.com Nonsense

kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai, hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
john (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
"Chears" sayalisalih +919895137022

Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. (copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! (copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.
ELVI'SANO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641 (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
(i=0i>xE'l1i+;e_y#a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*,e(p+>i*Le Sajni ab parrh!! IMRAN(00971504361842)

boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
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ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
copyright www.lovelysms.com sanjoo

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (copyright www.lovelysms.com)03456592721 Hassan

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Hassan 03456592721

Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Hassan 03456592721

Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib

frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi muskan

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. 03226808160
Big Boss (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
UBAID remeber me 03212762704 03343237727 scorpio

tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372

1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Malik

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) SFIDO

Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Shani

Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"asif khan

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)jaji
khan ( 0345 2094140)

Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy. Arif (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi jaji khan ( 0345 2094140) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. Romio03336316316(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Jarjiz(03453113875)

Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. Jarjiz(03453113875)

Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..Jarjiz(03453113875)

Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!! (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .Jarjiz(03453113875)

ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" Jarjiz(03453113875)

Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga??? Jarjiz(03453113875)

A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". satish

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .Swapnil

Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli....... Ahsan 0321-8666122

After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai! Jarjiz 03453113875

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346

A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875

kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they saqi (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega Raman (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)

Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema

larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? faiza

After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it."
da-Chiz +27734781820



Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani 03214342632

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani

Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

montu
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"

Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
his
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........


3 sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur

montu
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)

Aamir
always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

Aamir
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aamir
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
---
Aamir
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha

faizee
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.

aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . .
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588

a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi

man1:did u know that more than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??...
man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles

woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"
man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"
0736655089

A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588


Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588


Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA

a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own SANIA

Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588

Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682

Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"
saani 03005074682

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867

8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA

Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha


Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer

Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny

JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588


One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya


Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever

The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)

Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh

Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook

2)life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 345566641
School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

Full Name: JAM ARIF 03216862834
a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.

POROZA
first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?


Full Name: da Chiz +27734781820.
Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"

Full Name: Atif Aziz
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!

Full Name: boere
SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG

Full Name: Raja 7431
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-)

Full Name: ADNAN03214124457
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME

Full Name: DeepU
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down

Full Name: hussain
03216029382
want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath...

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Full Name: SAMEER
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

Full Name: vijay 0345-3856687
DHAMAKA OFFER

SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME
&
GET A CHILD FREE!!


HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!

make ur luv to galfrnd on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan

Full Name: lamba
close ur eyes when u think u were ugly.......
after all u will live in dark

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369

Full Name: Ahsan 0321-8666122
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..

Full Name: Codename 147
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.

Full Name: muskan
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega

Full Name: muskan
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`


Full Name: mukan
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
---

A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.


Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani

jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan

ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled

Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

9 months later they say it's not mine ! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

montu
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"

Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
his
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........


3 sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur

montu
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)

Aamir
always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one

Aamir
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aamir
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
---
Aamir
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha

faizee
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.

aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . .
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588

a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi

man1:did u know that more than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??...
man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles

woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"
man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"
0736655089

A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588


Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588


Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588

A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA

a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own SANIA

Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588

Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682

Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"
saani 03005074682

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867

8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA

Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA

Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha

Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer

Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI

Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny

JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588

One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya

Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever

The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
So why study? Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641

A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)

Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh

Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook

2)life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 345566641
School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.

Full Name: JAM ARIF 03216862834
a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.

POROZA
first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?

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Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"

Full Name: Atif Aziz
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!

Full Name: boere
SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG

Full Name: Raja 7431
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-)

Full Name: ADNAN03214124457
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME

Full Name: DeepU
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down

Full Name: hussain
03216029382
want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath...

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

Full Name: SAMEER
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA

Full Name: Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?

Full Name: Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.

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DHAMAKA OFFER

SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME
&
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HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!

make ur luv to galfrnd on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan

Full Name: lamba
close ur eyes when u think u were ugly.......
after all u will live in dark

aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369

Full Name: Ahsan 0321-8666122
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..

Full Name: Codename 147
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.

Full Name: muskan
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega

Full Name: muskan
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`

Full Name: mukan
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
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A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.

Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)

75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani

jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan

ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled

Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"

ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155

teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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Mobile: 03212950598

aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
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Full Name: mohammad arafat afridi bara wala
Mobile: 03049065315

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
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Mobile: 03452425045

What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
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Full Name: Deepu 09847774000
Mobile: 9847774000

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465

U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
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Full Name: shourav8801717491202
Mobile: 8801717491202

Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
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Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220

Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah
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Full Name: fami
Mobile: 03459221214,03459198782

Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-)
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Full Name: ALI AFZAL
Mobile: 03217112177

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Full Name: malik
Mobile: 00923005473001

Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Full Name: vishal
Mobile: 09897308908

Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Full Name: shourav8801717491202
Mobile: 8801717491202

1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Full Name: naz
Mobile: 0300 3665336

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
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Full Name: Anusheel Jauhari
Mobile: 9826654035

EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
INAYAT

one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
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Full Name: bluewz
Mobile: 0762521023

Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519

Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha
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Full Name: faran
Mobile: 0334-9081551

PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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Full Name: ehssan
Mobile: 03452702290

World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?

Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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Full Name: mahen
Mobile: 919350085747

There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
-----Ferarry Pothik
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Full Name: Srabon
Mobile: 8801714033188

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331


Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

. Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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Full Name: najam
Mobile: 03332803180

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Kashif Zaman
Mobile: 0321-4037927

a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 have it.
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Full Name: aadi
Mobile: +919931687016

Wife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
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Full Name: saqi
Mobile: 03005136550

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
sohel
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Full Name: Sohel
Mobile: 01711506706



Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? Copyright www.lovelysms.com
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
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Son: No.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll Copyright www.lovelysms.com
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA
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Full Name: SADAF.(PLZ CALL ME)
Mobile: 03343022085

a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)

minal
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Full Name: minnie

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.
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Full Name: Khanyi
Mobile: 0723177944

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641

Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588

du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
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Full Name: DR. farah
Mobile: 03217425378

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter Copyright www.lovelysms.com
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Full Name: SMS KING
Mobile: 0300-4794610

Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
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Full Name: Paracha
Mobile: 0321-8761532

Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
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Full Name: emi
Mobile: +923002697032

Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Mobile: +923218001706

Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Full Name: muna bhhi sms
Mobile: +923218001706

a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
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Full Name: thokzozo
Mobile: 0739566615

HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762

Gogos boyfriend
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?
Gogo:I'm watching T.V.
Grand Child :Do you have a boy friend?
Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and decided to answer nobakanjani.
Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !
Grand child :Yo've got such a wonderful bf.
KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR
Pastor :Where is your Grandmother ?
Grand child:She is in her room ,banging her BOYFRIEND
0832410410

Naughty Sms Naughty Sms Naughty Sms

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said.
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down more Ok more YES
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
oT TnAW T2UL I
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya raghavv 2417

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life santhu

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto

If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t

darling
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K


Flirt Sms Flirt Sms Flirt Sms Flirt Sms

Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
if u read this, i m smart..
if u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips,
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
Rules of Life:
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday.
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
i look at the moon
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

If u want SUCCESS in life;
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
2days weather 4cast:
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
we've known....each other for....quite a while
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki (In Urdu)
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Last night some Monkeys came running
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Why did God Create U before Me....?
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.(In Urdu)
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran
u r many kolometres
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planetBy swaran
Do u know how to entertain
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
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<
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* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz
you are very smrta smatr sr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem
Do u know that ur smile takes
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt (In Hindi)
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips, let
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem
Ek bar karo na plz..(In Hindi)
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
us ne kaha or dabao (In Urdu)
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d By Zubi
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf(In Urdu)
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Press down
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?
Good Time
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
Open with Love.
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade,
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
pahlay hat ma lo(In Urdu)
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe(in Urdu).
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan
In a bath room, a boy touches
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram
anso tumare niklein
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain (In Urdu)
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi
U have wasted
U have wasted
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...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav
A new software has been
A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged By Dr Bilal



One Stone is Enough to break a Glass.....
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
Government of USA has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha (In Urdu)
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko (in urdu)
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
U r a nice person...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito By Nav D
In heaven together we were in
In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool. By JBM
Rose(In Urdu)
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.By Javed
Repeat these lines at least(In Urdu)
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"By Javed
A friend is like a pillow u
A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow By fathee
A baby monkey asked his mother
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !By Yatin
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.By Amina
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous By Naveed
if sumone calls u cra (In Urdu)
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.By Meeni
R u mad?
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. By Dr.Bilal

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
Hello,U R So,
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be
fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
I chased love i found friendship,i
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i
found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
The animals of a jungle have decided
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
You = Lovely
You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)
As a person u r:
As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
Bhagwan se Scooter manga (In Hindi).
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiyaBy Bikram
Door Bohat hi Door(In Urdu)
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay
Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai
TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY By Latif Shah
so sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur smile,
so sweet is ur style,
so sweet is ur talk,
so sweet is ur walk,
c how sweetly i lie!!!!By Mez
If-You care for me ,i care for you
If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you By bhanu prakash d.v
tohar chehra moti saman.(In Hindi)
tohar chehra moti saman....................
tohar chehra moti saman....................
tohar chehra moti saman....................
tohar chehra moti saman....................
MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM.........By vikas surya
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai By kami4u
I luv u I really do... I only luv u
I luv u I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u... Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz "LUV ANIMALS" By Baasha
People Liv, People Die, People Laugh
People Liv, People Die, People Laugh, People Cry, Sum Give up, Sum Will Try, Sum Says Hi, Sum Says Bye, Sum may 4get 2disturb U but, HOW Can I?By Baasha
Dil kar raha hai keh....(In Urdu)
Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........By Manzar


YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
This is not fair!
This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
Hello DEAR
Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
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Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....
Teri lambi umar ho,tu (In Urdu)
Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJABy Rohan
Hi, I m standing by my window,
Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from .............Groung floorBy Naima
3 things i like about u (In urdu)
3 things i like about u.
1-------
2-----.------
3-----,------,-------
Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main By Sanum
app hamareee gali main aayaa
app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " allah k naam pe dede baba" By ghabhrai app
if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...(In Urdu)
if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN... By Sweety
i love u,i love u,i love u,
i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don't be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.By Shaon
teray liye chand taray tor doon(In Urdu)
teray liye chand taray tor doon,in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.By dilwala_abdi

Who's hot... Its U,
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!
Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
Life is like a MOVIE...
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
I m at police station.
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
Jub aap angrai lete hain(In Hindi)
Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.By Noor
kaash App kabi hamari gali main aaain(In Hindi)
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LOBy Sumera
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum(In Urdu)
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho By Sonia
A-u r attractive, B- u r best,
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By Nazo
The NHS regrets to inform you tha
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. By Ikram Marwat
mosum he dewana dil hai(In Urdu)
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
dosti ka safar lamba hain (In Urdu)
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish


Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
Promise me v r true frendz,
Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
DREAM makes all things Possible
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Aaj kal mun kar
Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
ku kata ka ka ku
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!!By Uzaal
Life without u is impossible,
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen By Asim
lauhging is best medison
lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital By Rashid
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room.
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!' By Baasha
Stars + Moon=Romantic night(In Hindi)
Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely day, animals + forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot By Akkaash


This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
I saw sumthing in da shop
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Those innocent eyes...
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Dream makes al things possible,
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird +
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane..
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
the police are looking for a suspect
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
The United Nations has assigned 1000
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
No matter how high the sky is,
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks..
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
U picked me up,U took me home,
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal

Mistakes are not crime,I
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
A psychological study prove that monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
I saw u on a road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
kya aap k ser per seing hain
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
Today is an international day
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Ikram
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey

bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par raha hai haseeb

we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.

How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.

do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu

Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob

i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming By Maha

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By Maha
In Urdu
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha

HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... MUFS
In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji shehzad hanif
In Urdu
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo

when i was born satan said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato


SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY(In Urdu)
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
I have won a holiday trip
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
IN case of fire read this message.
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
u r a donkey
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz
Suno kahana hoo ........
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak
Those Sparkling Eyes
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif
if i need "Brain Transplantation
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar
Hum dua karte hain Khuda (In Urdu)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL
I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan
Musharraf sahab ko india (In Urdu)
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri
Let the most beautiful do
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
i belive u so much. i t
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady
sirf tumhare liye chand (In Urdu)
sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz
Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever
just go to hell
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj
teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. Rajesh
I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)
Warning, cell phone causes radiation.
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela


"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie

AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....! Fareen Pasaya from mumbai

Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni
(In Urdu)
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi

VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird

the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy (In Hindi)
kanhi hoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
(In Urdu)
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji
(In Urdu)
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba Baloch

1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahi dyson

CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:) mehnaz venjhar

In Urdu
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera msg.........hurmat
In Urdu
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay"......hurmat
InUrdu
when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....hurmat
In Urdu
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat
In Urdu
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi samira

Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH

i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi

Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own Malik

ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat

EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio
(In Urdu)
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen

As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole! By TC

mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan...Arsal

why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter. hurmat

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......hurmat

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???hurmat
(In Urdu)
dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno

'you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE Taha

IILLOOVVEUU....................MONCKEY
In Urdu
garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi. umer
In Urdu
kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye Arish bukhari
In Urdu
lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai Arish bukhari

hey u scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those Arish bukhari

Good NEWS:)
Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.prince868
In Urdu
aj apko dekha
najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the
mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"fathee

this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat
Ek Dost Banaya jaye,
jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye,
ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k,
jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.Mr. Kahloon

KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" Rajeev

GO TO HELL,YES UU, U ,,,ONLY UUU, BCOZ U CHANGE HELL INTO HEAVEN,,KEEP IN TOUCH JOKER
In Urdu
I saw u on the roof 1 day,
U were looking so pretty,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect,
My heart started 2 sing a song:
ud kothay uton kaawaan way tExTiLiOn

so sweet ur smile???
so sweet is urstyle???
so sweet is ur voice???
so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie:) mehnaz venjhar
In Urdu
plz don't read this
nahi to
nahi to hojay ga
?
aary wohi
jis sy hum darty hain
?
?
wohi jo is umar main aksar hojata hai
?
?dakha ho gaya na
?
?
time waste or kia mehnaz venjahar
In Urdu
Allah aap ki umar lambi kary..
Allah aap ko nokri dy..
Allah aap ko khush rakhy..
ALLAH aap ko barkat dy..
yaad ho gaya na
chalo phir catora uthao or shuro ho jao.. mehnaz venjahar

Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!! Sheikh VG

hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
kuch bhi nahin Asif

kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat kadihaan rakhna;
MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna;
humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi
tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna. breaking heart

PADHNE baithe he they
gaur kijiye ga
padhne baithe he they
kiki
ki
ki
LIGHT CHALI GAYI. Tumul

3+3 = 8 bataoo kese hoa??
bataoo bataoo??
nahi maloom??
mian bataon ??
"Ghalti Say" d:-D Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai :-) by Ruma Ansari Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

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i saw sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION zaizo

Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING Sammy

say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud day Naresh

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... Nikhil +919327007232

Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B E L I G H T" saaya

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha

I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY

Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek

R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek

hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz

Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz

AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh

Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee

Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza

roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji

when u r alone...
when ur crying.....
when ur upset....
when ur sad......
just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me.... Satheesh

If god comes and asks for a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH". Kishore

Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... habeeba

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Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall

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Hey hav you heared the news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW! Shohag

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chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho???? saadia hassan

A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital... Darshan

**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
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**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
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**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN Darshan

Sincer Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! Darshan

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Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working! Mahiwaal

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far Mahiwaal

My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..! Mahiwaal

Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you! Mahiwaal

Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!! Mahiwaal

After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman Mahiwaal

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the jokerMahiwaal

Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age... Mahiwaal

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... prapti

Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO. Fiza

msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy

I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME! Shafqat

Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan

Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King

sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
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I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding fehmi

CAN U THINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEE SE"RIZI

baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up

khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi

I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR

so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri

Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri

My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609

If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609

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Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609

some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya

pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Osman 0301-4876609

A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - KiddingOsman 0301-4876609

I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !Osman 0301-4876609

Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.Osman 0301-4876609

those who cant av me HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me claire dwyer

A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.: jain

Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga adilmehboob0321-4870654

KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI adilmehboob0321-4870654

in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u usman

HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU mohsin

2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!Ann

R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me nowNadeesha

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any jobNadeesha


Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Bus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!! Barbei

ARZ kia hia k main ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy phir Toilet jana para ....Hamid ali .. 03026634069

Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy Babar

( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha faisal

Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yogazaibi 03217566867

. Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha haizaibi 03217566867

. Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.zaibi 03217566867

. Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teethzaibi 03217566867

. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMSzaibi 03217566867

. Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hainzaibi 03217566867

. Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgizaibi 03217566867

. Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.zaibi 03217566867

Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!! Keshav(919979077868)

Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! Keshav(919979077868)

WILL U DO IT,IF WE WERE ALONE & IT WAS DARK & U WERE IN MY ROOM AND U WERE UNDER MY COVER,WILL U HELP ME FIND MY TEDDYBEAR. Keshav(919979077868)

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itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho itna katil kaise sharma lete ho kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bacchpan se kamine ho asim

Heura ander gaya?
She:Yes
He:Dard hua?
She:Haan
He:Fit hai?
Sheerfect
He:r u comfortable?
She:Zabardast
He:Aray Madam ko yeh sandel pack kardo.Ahmad

main tum say bohet love kerta ho q k tum bohet lovely ho main mer jao ga agar tum nay ab b meri money na di tu nasir

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. AcChaBaCcha

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ankhon main basi hai tasveer tere dil main basa hai naam tera aate hai jab yaad tere dekhte hain TOM AND JERRY dilawar sukkur

me us ki lena chahta tha
aur wo mera lena chahti thi
kyo ke us ki new thi
aur mera bhi naya tha
mere ----- ke bagher us ki kisi kaam ki na thi
aur us ki ---- ke bagher mera kisi kaam na tha
bolo kiya kiya kiya kiy?
SIM AUR MOBILE YAAR ADNAN03214124457

Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Aare baba , I am asking that u Miss me na? mahesh

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. shyam 9849347156

U know last week,I visited my friend in China & they thought I'm joking when I say in South Africa there are Monkey's,so will tou plz borrow me ur photographs so that I can show them when I visit again? Slovas

* * *
* * *
* * *
Abe yaar din main tare daikh rahe ho.
Tabeat to theek hai......zaibi 03217566867

God knows d value of HEART,so he created LUV....He knows d value of NIGHT,so he created DREAMS...He knows d value of FREINDS,so he created MEEEEE....shil

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Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....tabraiz

We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
Buttrust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head! Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

PRACTICE AT UR HOME
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar,
Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhar..Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yun to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lakin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hai.OK. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

As by xperience my
advice 4u friends-
have only one girl
friend otherwise ur life
will b very sad like me
1side Aiswarya puling
me 4 cinema other
side sania pulling me 4
tennis and Priety
keeps sending luv
messages 2 me! silly gals!
wat can i do? oh no...!
i'm getting a call from
katrina kaif....!sayalisalih +919895137022

Shadi kay din Kareedb aaye to Maha to Ditting ka shaok howa. Mein le aye SUFi(banaspati Brand In Pakistan) ko.Sufi par aitemad jo tha, Suba hoi to Dekha....NA MAHA THI NA SUFI.....! ifti 0302-2776711

AajAp se mujhe kuch kehna hai;;;;;;;; wo 3 lafz jo dil ko chuu jain
i LOVE PAKISTAN;)sahil

ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain... HaRdY bOy 03214581372

honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?
hari mirch khao gay to aisa hi ho HaRdY bOy 03214581372

Ooper rakho tu phisly
Ander dalo tu barse
Ander jaey tu phisal ke jaey
Baher aay tu pighal ke aay
Kisi ke andar bary araam se jaey
Koi kary oi oi Karwa hai yeh SHARBAT!!!Osman +923014876609

i can't hide this 4rm u anymo, i realy don't want to break your heart but its better i tell you b4 you hear it 4rm sm1 else.i'm realy sorry but i have to tell u, r gogeous. kani

Hay mein mar jaaon itni piyari aur cute ho
Itna mulaim itni sunder tera jism hey
Dil chahta hey ke hum dono ka mail ho jaey
Ooper ooper se sahi essa koi khel ho jaaey ;)
mERI mANO bILIL Osman +923014876609

On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur
greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u
1 day before NOMA--03455916346

Husn pe itne ghuroor na
kijiye yey to char dino ki
masti hai apke husn tab tak
qaim hai jab tak
CHERRY BLOSAM sasti hai NOMA--03455916346

7 Angels come to me
& ask:
the name of most
INTELLIGENT
SMART
HANDSOM
DECENT
& WELL-MANNERED person
I told them ur name:
Dekha un ko bho bewaqoof bana dia na!NOMA--03455916346

URDU KI BOOK MEIN LIKHA HAI
.
.

YAHAN THORI LAKHA HAI URDU KI BOOK MAIN LIKHA HAI NOMA--03455916346

Aaj temprature 47 degree hoga
Aap apne
Damagh wali jagah per
baraf rakhein
kyun k
Bhoosa Jaldi
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k
liye
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WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
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Ek pyara sa SMS saim

In your life 4 thing come anytime:
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2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
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B: But
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Ur stubid,
Be coo.
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Thapar Lagana
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you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
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Charming stud
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Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
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Rimsha
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sajjaad
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)


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aap
ke
phone
main
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hui
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Mobile: 03216319108


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Mobile: 03216319108

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Mobile: 0300-4794610

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Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...
Relationship is like a Garden.
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GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS
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B4 u speak - listen,
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B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, (In Urdu)
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Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte, (In Urdu)
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Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge(In Urdu)
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo (In Hindi)
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life (In Urdu)
my Smile+my Joy+my Pleasure+my Life+my reliefe+my Honour+my pride Ur one SMS.Ab socho aapake SMS ki keemet kya hain.
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.(In Urdu)
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to...(In Urdu)
SMS me in 1 min Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to... Nahi to kuch nahi... main hi karungi...
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
hi,Congradulations,u r todays winner.
1st price:good friendship
2nd price:lot of love
3rd price:life long sms.
for conferm ur price,send sms to my mobile and for get ur price contact me By kunjava
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,(In Urdu)
Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai By Sammy
*sms Receiving law and order*
*sms Receiving law and order*
=>you have 2 way receiving sms daily from me.choose 1 and send me sms which you choose.
1)when you receivemy sms then reply a sms.
2)if you not reply mea sms so miss call me in 5 minutes after receive my sms. By godmayyoulivelong
abe oye khajoor, circus ke
abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi. By nazish
Kuch tey perday daari rakh,
Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh. By Urmila
Without ur SMS days
Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!By altaf
S - Sexually
S - Sexually
M - Motile
S - Stage
so keep messaging me when you at puberty. By Thar
Lovers send SMS when
Lovers send SMS when they are in a Sexually Motile Stage.
so keep messaging me when you are in toilet. my dear lover.By Thar
Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper
Muje SMS kro aur pao Bumper prize. 19" TV ka diba, Dubai janey wale jahaz ko TA TA karney ka muqa,10 lakh wali car ka Photo,Aik Dinner wo bhi aap kay ghar....
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,
Ashyanon ko jlaya na karo ,,, stayaoon ko our staya na karo,,, SMS nahein karna to na karo lakin Miss call de kar kanjosi dekhaya na karo Sagheer & Saleem
Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat
Hum ne kab tum se mulaaqat ka wada chaha door reh kar bhi tumhe tum se ziada chaha es bar shiddat se yad aein tum jab tumhe sms na karney ka erada chaha Sagheer
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Pyar Karne Ka Andaaz Aana Chahiye,
Yaad Karne Ke Liye Meethi Yaad Aani Chahiye,
Aap Hamein Roz Call Karo Ya Na Karo,
Par Pyara Sa SMS Roz Ana Chahiye.Neha Kaushik

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- Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya (In Urdu)
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein ..........................
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi,(In Urdu)
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.
Jaha raha hai mera SMS,(In Urdu)
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya,(In Urdu)
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, (In Urdu)
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,(In Urdu)
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
Aey Mere SMS(In Urdu)
Aey Mere SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se'MuskaranA'
Fir Kehna "KANJUS"SMS Karo!
Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?(In Urdu)
Kya aap...Close Up karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai...!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k bill se darte hai...!
To aap sMs Kyo nahi karte hai?
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,(In Urdu)
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho...
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de (In Urdu)
Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik miscall he mar de.By kami4u
sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera(In Urdu)
sms na bheaj k dil tor dea mera
ab apne cell ko dafna dena,
agar kafan na mile to,
apna rumaal uraah dena,
agar koi kasoor pooche cell ka
to apni kanjusi bata dena!!! By Mudassir
our friendship is expiring,
our friendship is expiring,our love is expiring,if u want to continue our love and friendship then send me a cool sms.By dilwala_abdi
Sitam dhane ki ek had(In Urdu)
Sitam dhane ki ek had hoti hai,ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..Ek SMS to kar do jalim........paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai By Saya
Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO
Papa nay kaha. dOstOn saY miLna chOr dO
MaMa naY kaha.. ghaR saY niKalna chOr dO
Friendz nay kaha.. usse deKhna chOr dO
Us nay kaha.. mUghe chaHna chOr dO
par tUm saY Ya kiS naY kaha
......mUjhaY SmS keRna hi chOr dO!!By Sayani


----------------- Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,(In Urdu)
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
Allah ke naam pe,(In Urdu)
Allah ke naam pe,
maula ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,
yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,(In Urdu)
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,(In Urdu)
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki botle charani paregi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
Ai, HUDA, Jo log mujhe sms(In Urdu)
Ai, HUDA, Jo log mujhe sms nahi karte unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?(In Urdu)
Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??
kali se phul banane me kitna(In Urdu)
kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..
Kya leke aye they,(In Urdu)
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Kanjus eke Kanjush....(In Urdu)
Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....U
mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi (In Urdu)
mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai.By GR8_FAA
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..(In Urdu)
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..!By Tweety
Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,(In Urdu)
Hat me hai tera Mobile Phone,
Balance ka bhi nahi Tension,
Phir kiyo nahi karte Sms ya Phone..
'Award Wining' Kanjus Tu..Without Competition!!by UZZAL
Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai(In Urdu)
Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!By Sana Khan
Ur validity of being my friend
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry By Alina
Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka(In URDU)
Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye(BY PREETY)
Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor
Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do By Saima saeed
SMOKE EVERYDAY
SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydyBy dilwala_abdi
Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,
Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.By Jeet Mumbai
sham se aankh may nami c
sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)honey
Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,w
Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen honey
EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEN
EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE. GURUCHARAN GUGLIYANI

ROZ logo se tere Pange honge, ROZ tere ghar me dange honge, AGAR mujhe SMS nahi kiya to yaad rakhna, TUMHRE 12 bacheche honge or sare LAFANGE honge..Darshan

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... Mahiwaal

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.zaibi 03217566867

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karengezaibi 03217566867

dil se dil laga kar to dekho
meri yadoon main ansoo baha kar to dekho
sms kiya call bhi karein gy sanam
bus aik bar mery mobile main card dalwa kar to dekho.shaizi

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya HaRdY bOy 03214581372

Dosti hoti hai dilojaan lutane ke lia, hum apni hust mita dain aap ko paane ke lia, Bell kerne ki fursat nahi tum ko, hum sms kerte hain apni yaad dilane key lia. Shafia 0333-8686103

Apke chehre par kya sweet smile hai,hath me kya latest mobile hai,mobile me sms ki kya superb file hai,fir bhi sms nahi karte,yeh kya BHAV khane ki style he dog

9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!bilal

door ho tu yaad karlo
yaad ati hai tu sms karlo
aur milna chati tu
callkarlo
4mehreen from amara

sms key writer sab key
sab pyarey
par sab sey pyarey woh jo partey aur apney pyaron ko send kartey amra

Socha aap ko phone krun
socha aap se baat krun
phir socha aik mulakat krun
phir socha kiun na intezaar krun,
phir socha kiun na aik kaam krun
1 pyara sa sms app ke naam krun
Moyra From Lahore

Bhool se bi kabhi hame bi yaad kiya karo.
Pyaar nahi tho shikayath hi kiya karo.
itna bi gair na samjo ki baath hi na karo.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Call nahi tho miss call hi kiya karo. sayalisalih +919895137022

Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

namaskar.
friendship ke seba me apka swagat hai.
apki friendship balanc khatam ho raha hai,krupeya
turant ek sms karke apki balanc ka recharge karale.sanjay (copyright www.lovelysms.com)

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KIA DEKH RAHAY HO
CHAVUNIYA HAIN
OTHA LO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
SMS KERNAY K KAAM AAIN GE ejaz

My cell phone loves it when
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!PRETTY
Yaad tumhari na aaye ais
Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....PRETTY
Ek din jab hum duniya se
Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge..PRETTY.
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo
Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....Jeet (Mumbai)
Without U'r sms&calls days are
Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!surendran
I am in hospital now. After
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. somi
Government imposing new taxes
Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free
shani
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv
Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR mohanaggarwal
congratulations!!!!! you are
congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION" Nouman Zubair
dakh kia rahe ho (In Hindi)
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dakh kia rahe ho
chavanyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:) Mehnazvenjhar

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana.. mehnazvenjhar
In Urdu
uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia Arish bukhari
In Urdu
Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass. Mukhoji
in urdu
Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Tere Inbox mein mere SMS ko PANAH mil jaye, Jo reply na kare Uska Mobile FANAA ho jaye. masood

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost.. adil(not doing love)mehboob
In Hindi
Chandi ke diwaar na todi
Par Pyaar bhara Dil Todiya
Kuch paiso ki liyeh
ZaaLeem!!
Tumne sms karna Chodiyah AbhIjeet sirigiri

1,2,3,4, hum ko ho gia tum sy pyar,kanjosi na kar yar, aik sms hi mar dal, pher dekh hum kisy banty hain ap ky dildar raja amjad

Being near is not the meaning of being dear. I may be far from u but msgs are bridges to make u feel that I always Remember You! soha

DIYA HAY... UPARWALE NE MOBILE TO....
ITNI TO KADAR KARO....
KARO NA KARO CALL...
PER...
HAR ROZ...
DO CHAR (SMS) TO KIYA KAROHONEY

BADAL BHI HO, GHATA BHI HO,
(BARISH) NA HO TO KIA FAIDA,
MOBILE HO BALANCE BHI HO,
(SMS) NA HO TO KIA FAIDA, HONEY

3+3=8
kasay hua??? bataooo
bataooo bataooo
thora sa brain use karoo........
nahi maloom..
now stop using ur mind.
main bataoon..
"GALTI SE"HONEY

baywaja kisi ko sataya nahi kartay ,
had say zayada kisi ko rulaya nahi kartay ,
jin kii sansay chalti hoon app kay sms say,
unkoo apnay sms ke lie tarpaya nahi kartay

kya hai yaar... aap bhi ajeeb ho, meray dil k qareeb ho, na miltay ho, na sms kartay ho, kya mujse bhi zeyda gareeb ho.Ahmad

ae khuda tu kisi ko mobile na de,Agar de to uss main sms ka system na de,Agar sms ka system de to credit na de,Agar credit de to sms karnay ka hosla bhi de.(aamin) sana

Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahin karte,
Dard-e dil liya aur dia nahin karte,
Kismat kee baat hai dillagi aap se hai,
Warna...apne keemtee SMS kisi ko kia nahin karte...Mehran

Normal Heart ECG
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My ECG When U
SMS
_/I _/I _/I _/I
_/I _/I _/I

& look wat happened when u dont
SMS ---------------- Straight Line Sam 3459129932

Jo mujay "CAAL" na karay....
Uss ka mobile toot jaye.
Charger jal jaye.
Us ke SIM block ho jaye.
Us ka SmS fail ho jaye.
Ussay local caal par bhi ROAMING paray.
Misscall karay toMobile HANG ho jaye.
Software Urr jaye.
DISPLAY Dim ho jaye.
Hamesha card Dalta rahay aur Card load na ho.Sam 3459129932

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...Hashim k 03347106907

is qadar hamari dosti ka imtihan na lejeye kyun ho kafa ye bayan to kejeye kar de jeye maff agar ho gaye galti yun sms na kar k hamen saza to na de jeye. ANU

Arz kia hai.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai (WAH WAH WAH)....TALIYAN.... Ajkal ap k sms ana kum hai... khafa ho hum se ya balance kum hai... 03455895842 Tamo

jate jate apna phone number dehte jao.........
number do de dia......magar apna naam to batate jao.....
jao tum bhi kia yad karo ke....ke meine tumhe sms kia!! adilmehboob0321`-4870654

Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile...Keshav

When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted.zaibi 03217566867

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.zaibi 03217566867

SMS TO EK BAHANA THA IRADA TO AAPKA EK PAL CHURANA THA, YAAD KARE NA KARE KOI BAAT NAHI, AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI, BUS ITNA BATANA THA...!!
Keshav(919979077868)|

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,Kisi ko sataneki bhi had hoti hai, SMS bhejne ki koshish karo Dost,Mufat ke sms padneki bhi had hoti hai...Keshav(919979077868)

Meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai meray sms ko teray inbox main panah mill jai jo tu reply na karae tu tera mobile fanah ho jai......subhan Allah 03338233610 lover

Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..!Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)

Hum hum han,Tum tum ho,Na tum kam ho na hum kam han,
To pher kis bat ka gham hai,SMS,Bhejtay raho tabhi lagay ga Mobile

Pyar karny ka andaaz ana chahiye,
yaad karne ke liye methi yaad Ani chahiye,
Aap roz call karo ya na karo,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Par pyara sa SmS roz ana chahiye... Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641

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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)Siya

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Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
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Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
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humarey sms ki apni shan hoti hai.
har kisi ko kartey nahi hum...par jis ko kartey hain iss mein humari jaan hoti hai..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)shazah

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najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho..

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Ye sab to mahanga hai
Par SMS to sasta hai!
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- karney de to sms to ajham ko
balance finish honey de
bharley apna inbox or khud ko khush honay de
hai jo balance mare sim mein
wo finish ho jaiy ga
haiy itna space tere sim mein Copyright www.lovelysms.com
k tera mobile bhar jai ga
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Mobile: 0321 4870654

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Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
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Mobile: 0321-3882498

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Mobile: 03214342632

Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness,
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aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.
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Mobile: 0092( 0 ) 3466027825

Marny Per Humain Janet Mily Ya na MilyYeh Hawa Ye Fiza Mily Ya Na Mily.
SMS kerny Main KAnjosi Na Ker Mere Dost Uper Ja Ker Network Mily YA na Mily..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108

Jan le Ker Hum Jaan Diya Nahi Kerty
Hum bn Kisi K pechy Jaia Nahi Kerty
Muhabet HE to Khud a Ker Izhar Ker
SMS le Ker Hum SMS Kiya Nahi Kert..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108

Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Mobile: 0345-7207234

Rah rah kar apki yaad aati he,sms na aane ki wajah satati he,sochte rahe hum jarur koi gam he,ya ab aapke
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Mobile: 03002711588


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